How well do you know your spouse? DT remix

Remember long long ago I did a How well do you know your spouse, and answered in all honestly about my hubby Double Trouble (DT.)  Well I figured it would be pretty cool if he did one about me.  He was reluctant at first I told him, have fun with it, be witty, make um laugh.  This is what I got in return. Please welcome for the first time on my blog DT (in bold)!

I just came home from the real working world and was asked to enter this DOG AND PONY Survey  that has now cut into my time of yard work.   Just remember the next time you are on the road and an 18 wheeler is going extra slow in your lane it might be me laughing at you getting mad.

sincerely, BIG DADDY DT

1. They are watching TV. What are they watching? reality TV or chick shows (He’s so right)

2. You’re out to eat. what kind of dressing do they get on their salad? house or ranch

3. What’s one food this person doesn’t like?  cat food (what?!? umm true I don’t like cat food)

4. You go out to the restaurant. He/she orders…  Mexican food

5 .Where did he/she go to high school? nerds of america (Thanks alot)

6. What size shoe do they wear? I do not know have not been brave enough to look in them (ha ha very funny)

7. If this person were to collect anything, it would be… lots of cats (ok sad but true, if I weren’t married with kids I would totally be the cat lady)

8. What is their favorite type of sandwich? peanut butter/jelly yuck (I do love PB&J and DT hates peanut butter, it still saddens me to this day)

9.This person could eat donuts and candy everyday. (I think he was thinking about himself on this one)

10.Favorite cereal? healthy fiber one – crap (I do love fiber one, as I like to say it give you healthy poops, wow can’t believe it just said that, ha ha)

11. This person wouldn’t be caught dead wearing.. holy underwear (love his spelling here)

12.Favorite sports team? computer typers from the U S (as if this were a sport, but if it were I am sure I would be a fan)

13. Who will he/she vote for?  Me/ gee that’s a given (what does he think I am voting for??)

14.What is their sign??? cancer but has always wanted to a wonderful Virgo like myself

15. What is something you do that he/she wishes you didn’t? take long showers, Hell Anything (ha ha he is a notorious for taking 30 minutes showers)

16. How many states has this person lived in? one because they wouldn’t let her in any others (oh thanks)

17. What is he/she’s heritage? Heinz 57 (ha ha very funny, actually I am a little Czech, German, English and Norwegian)

18. Did you bake them a cake for their birthday? no but still working on it (He hasn’t bake me a birthday cake but he did bake me a cake once)

19. Did he/she play sports in high school? no well kinda I guess if you call dancing around in circles in little dresses and lots of make up

(I am assuming he is talking about my dance drill team days, and no we didn’t dance in circle, well umm not most of the time)

20. This person could spend hours…on the computer (true true)

Hope you enjoyed reading all about me from the perspective of my lovely wonderfully sarcastic hubby DT!